Meat flavored (!) body spray

Burger King launches a perfume. OK, stranger things have happened. But wait! This is no ordinary perfume!

The WHOPPER sandwich is America's Favorite burger. Flame by Burger King captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.

So it basically makes you smell like you just cooked 100 burgers in your kitchen [cause if you were cooking them in your backyard, you wouldn't smell like that]. I still hope this is a bad joke. People can't be this stupid!

You can buy it here.